Terms of Service

I'm never gonna sell your email addresses, though maybe someday someone will want to buy Alkaline and tell me to go live on an island where I can't bother anyone. If that happens, your email address will go to them. But honestly your email address should be on the front page of your website anyway. Some of my links are affiliate links. If you click them I'll get so rich. Thanks for that. None of this is sponsored. None of this is quid pro quo. I'm just some person yapping about what I want to yap about. Cookies and all that stuff is handled by Beehiiv. Yell at them for that stuff.